You are woken by the sound of a child five metres away, sat on the floor, assembling and disassembling Lego, as carefully and quietly as it is possible to do so.
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When you check mail there is spam with the subject-line 'big king'. Later, when the mood dips, they write to you with more Viagra/Stock Offers under the headings 'laser down', 'compressed tabloid' and 'surly pocket'.
Someone has arrived at my site using the search terms/keywords 'live not exist' and 'i do not exist'. Phillosophy students or anxious teenagers? Someone with other motives (?) arrived from the search term 'where does Meg Ryan live?'. Hint: this info cannot be found on my site.
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V reporting an overheard phone conversation:
a guy in the line behind me at duane read
23/07/2007 16:24
talking on the phone very loudly
23/07/2007 16:24
First he says 'why have you not called that girl yet?'
23/07/2007 16:25
then pause then he says
'shes a fucking assistant district attorney you idiot. and now theres fucking reporters everywhere. and that little bitch, i want her handcuffed when you take her out and i want her picture all over everything..
23/07/2007 16:26
..cos that guy – hes a litle faggot – he wont keep his fucking mouth shut'
23/07/2007 16:26
the checkout girl and i were looking at each other like 'oooo kkkk'