One of the people I was talking to at The Story recommended a site called Roy Orbison in Cling Film. Don’t worry. It’s just a collection of stories like this one, tho apparently there’s a novel out there somewhere which I’m going to track down. (OK, I did, it’s easy – at Amazon, here). The author (a quite possibly fictitious Ulrich Haarburste) puts it well I think – “Not to speak boastfully but this is perhaps the only book you will ever need to own on the subject of wrapping Roy Orbison in clingfilm.” I’m going to get a few copies since I know it will go down well at Christmas.